Funny Life Quote From Basicjokes.Com

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
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Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.
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Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all.
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All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
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Life is so unlike theory.
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Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little.
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